Nothing can get someone quite excited like having their crush greet them “Good morning” or “Hi”, but what if the one you can’t stop thinking about is just borderline manhid? Imagine waking up two hours earlier than usual just to put on make-up and curl your hair. Or posting statuses on Facebook hoping your crush would notice you. But all your effort goes to waste.

Isn’t it annoying when you do E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G for your crush to notice you, but he just doesn’t quite get it? Here are 10 things we bet you’ve secretly wish you could tell your manhid crush. (But obviously won’t because we still need to look prim and proper, right?)

1. Kilala Ka Na Ng Buong Pamilya Pero Last Name Ko Ba Alam Mo?

Obviously an exaggeration, when you have a crush, chances are not only do your bestfriends know about it, your mom and dad are in on the chika too. Funny part is, your crush probably doesn’t even know your last name. Hindi bale nalang kamo, pwede naman niyang palitan to his eh.